My Mom Calls Me Peon

To the girl that wanted to know if you could poop with a tampon in…

July 4, 2006 · 3 Comments

I saw your search term and it made me laugh. But I decided to write you so you can know if it is ok to poop with a tampon in. Since no one knows you and this is totally anynomus you can find your answer. So here it is:

Yes you can poop with a tampon in. You can have anal sex with a tampon in. You can pee with a tampon in. You can swim with a tampon in. You can even exercise with a tampon in. The only thing I suggest is if you swim with a tampon in, it will swell up. I don’t suggest vaginal sex with it in, because A. it would really hurt and you could lose the string up there, and B. it would be extremely messy anyway. I never have sex when I have my period. Not worth it, and its just gross.

Oh, I suggest if you are on a heavy flow, you obviously will be changing the tampon very often, however, if you have to poop your tampon may fall out because

  • Saturated with the blood and it slips out easily
  • Or You are applying too much anal squeeze to your anus to get the poop to come out forcing the tampon to become a birth of sorts. Meaning you are basically pushing the same way you would if you were giving birth to a baby. Just don’t blow out your butt hole and don’t squeeze too much, you can get HEMMOROIDS!!

On a different note, Happy pre-JULY 4th!!!! Good BBQ’S and GOOD SPIRITS!!!

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  • laurie71 // July 5, 2006 at 12:06 pm | Reply

    Hi Peon! I read your post on the search terms – it did give me a giggle. I bet there would be a few doozies around.
    Thanks for dropping in for a visit, I’m still figuring a few things out in setting up my blog ect. There is a bit more to it all than I thought…a fair bit of reading ect to learn how to do stuff.
    My diet is comming along…its Great! 4 days and no naughty stuff. But you are right it is hard and I despise exercise.

    Now I must go and work out how I check out these searches mwhahaha!
    Bye for now

  • thevirginreview // July 14, 2006 at 8:30 am | Reply

    Ha! I love this post. I’ve had two friends that didn’t learn until college that they didn’t have to take their tampon out every time they peed. These were typically smart girls mind you; blows my mind. Can you imagine if we peed or pooped out of the same hole we had sex with?

    Thanks for stopping by The Shoe Dish, by the way. Come back soon.

  • peon4life // July 14, 2006 at 11:50 am | Reply

    I was so amazed when I saw this. I mean, its a shame that you can have the smartest people in the world run a government or some high profile business or even be a top notch sutdent, but if you dont have any common sense you are so lost.

    Ugh that would be so gross if we peed and pooped out of the same hole. If wouldn’t even wanna have sex if that happened. *shudders*

    I actually do come to your site to see which shoes are in and what are incredibly cute to buy. Great site!

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