My Mom Calls Me Peon

Saggy Boobs, Saggy Skin, Tick Tock Tick Tock

July 24, 2006 · 5 Comments

Well my boobs aren’t saggy, big but not saggy. Skin, hmm not either. But about 6 months ago I was talking to my co-worker and we are nearing our dreaded 3-0. She is a year ahead of me so she will let me in on the transition from 20ish to 30ish. We both are bringing our 30’s in on a bang though.

Anyway, I told her I was sitting in front of my vanity and just staring at my face. I started noticing the discoloration in the skin and the bigger pores, and the circles under the eyes. Like I knew I always had them, but this time was different. I actually LOOKED at my face. Every wrinkle, every line, every pore, up close and personal. I was like ” I need to have a regiment, Danielle. I need my face younger looking again.” For 27 I still look like I’m 22-23, my Asian blood, but its like I see the difference in appearance. I know my face.

So I have been using skin care products out the wazoo. I finally bought this Face mask that you peel off. Cucumber, Melon, and Ginseng. So refreshing. My face feels softer already, and a little better. No I just need to work on my body in general. Get it healthier. Not neccesarily thin, but healthy.

Oh and on a side note, I think my biological clock is ticking. This is the 3rd time I dreamt of my baby. I don’t have one. I’m not pregnant. But I dream of her. Always a her. After I have this dream I always go into the phase of wanting a baby just to have one. Maybe it would make me more responsible or what not. But Then I get back into reality and know it’s not the right time for one. But is it strange that I already fallen in love with the baby I don’t even have yet? 

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5 responses so far ↓

  • emergingwoman // July 26, 2006 at 1:11 pm | Reply

    Count your blessings, O Young One. I’ve already hit the 30’s – or rather, they’ve hit me! :) Increased facial hair (which has now gone back to normal – thankfully!), the saggy bits, the wrinkles, the greys streaking the scalp – I’ve seen them all. The GOOD news though is that being 30-something ROCKS! Best years of your life, even if you’re body’s started heading south.

  • peon4life // July 26, 2006 at 6:44 pm | Reply

    increased facial hair? oh bloody hell, I guess I better Stock up on wax then. I already have a grey streak, like a witches streak. Ya, I guess in a way i am happy for 30, but its like, im no longer 20 something. But who says the 20’s are great?

  • debbie // August 10, 2006 at 7:01 am | Reply

    my boobs are quite saggy now. im forty five, well this is what to expect at this time of life!! my nipples are big and lovely, says my husband. however, they face the floor which i hate!! haha. at least they give my husband pleasure when he suck on my nipples

  • peon4life // August 10, 2006 at 9:01 am | Reply

    haha, Mine are just big. I know in about 10 years my boobs will be touching my knees or the floor for that matter. Probably sooner if i have kids.

    Well I do believe in plastic surgery for that.

  • womanforlife // September 30, 2006 at 4:56 pm | Reply

    Gotta tell you this one:

    A woman decides she wants to kill herself by shooting herself in the heart, but she’s not quite sure where her heart is. She phones up the doctor to check, and he tells her it’s “about 2 inches below your left nipple”. So she shoots herself in her left kneecap… :)

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