So who do I look like as a celebrity?

My friend who is on LiveJournal did this thing from MyHeritage website where you can see which celebs you resemble. I was happy to say that i had  Asian celebs. Yay for my asian blood! Yes go Asians!! But sadly I guess I look like a guy? he was 73% match…haha. Well here is my list:

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Women ; Celebrities

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

or Bras.

SO I was at work wearing an OSBH that pushed my tatas up to high heaven when about 4 hours into my work day, they started getting uncomfortable. But I dealt with it all day, figgiting there, pulling here.

By the end of the day I was driving home. While sitting in traffic I decided to take my bra off. I don’t care who saw me. I only cared that it was off. I then started to massage my boobs.

God did it feel good.
Tags: Women ; Boobs ; Bras

Poppin’ the Cherry

I cruised on over to my Search Term Blog Stats and saw this “When Does Sex Not Hurt Anymore For Virgins” It made me laugh cause it made me reminisce about when I lost my virginity. Wasn’t a pleasant experience and yes it hurt like HELL!

My “moment” wasn’t as normal as most “moments”. My friend and I went to her BF house and we were just chillin. All of the sudden there was a dare. And we did the dare. All of us together. I had a BF at that time but he stood me up that night. I was pissed. So why not. I was young so don’t be all, “Omg she cheated on her BF” Yes I did. We weren’t exclusive. We never said it was just us, and plus…I have that whole, out of state rule. Ya know the one where if you live out of the state, it doesn’t count as cheating.

Anyway…the moment consisted of showers, fondling, blowing, kissing, touching, erotica, and PAIN! Pain then I first got jammed in the coochie coo. I wanted to relax, but I couldn’t. Things were going slow and god I was tight. He went from me to her, her to me. And that particular act lasted all of about 15 minutes. I got up went to the bathroom and discovered blood. Was I having my period? Did he break my vagina?! No, my cherry was popped. and Fuckin’ ay that hurt. Plus it didn’t help that he had the length and the girth. I literally got scared. But We did it about 3 more times and they all hurt. I never hurt with my BF, but i guess it is because there was some feeling between us. I liked him.

Anyway, that was the story of how i lost my cherry to a huge, girthy cock. BUT..back to this person who was looking for answers.

All I can tell you is the pain will stop when you just relax. Use some lube if your a tad dry. If your not in the mood it will definitely make it harder to feel any type of orgasmic sensation.

Just have sex whent he feeling is there, no matter where you are. Try the outsides, just don’t get caught. Do something freaky, naughty, kinky…just have fun, breathe, relax, and it will come. And seriously try ALL different types of positions.

Hope this helps the recently popped.

Tags: Search Terms ; Virgins ; First Time ; Sex

MY Sleeping Style

Find your own pose!

Tandem Cycle Traits and Tendencies: Tandem Cyclists are the stars of the sleeping world. Tan, relaxed, and wind-swept, they’re always smiling bright, no matter what blows life deals. Disease, public speaking, automotive failure — they take it all in stride, thanks to the steadying power of spending night after night with a best-loved mate at their backs.

Comfort Zone:  Tandem Cycle Pose is part of the Sun Sleeper family.

A Note about Mattress Care:  Due to the pose's bouncy mount, the mattress of a typical Tandem Cyclist couple can wear unevenly unless it is both flipped and rotated at least once a week.

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Humor ; Sleep